Originally written for Nuclear Armageddon Ain't Nothin' But Foreplay, an all-transgender cabaret I hosted in November 2023, The SCRREW Manifesto is Nancy's radical political treatise for mad, queer, gender-fucked giantess feminism and irresistible sexual terrorism. In it, Nancy attempts to convince her audience to join her underground, revolutionary cabal of sexy giant rebel-grrrls, the Sisterhood for the Chemical and Radioactive Radical Enlargement of Womxn -- or "SCRREW" for short -- by demonstrating just how effective fucking and grinding Manhattan Island off the face of the Earth while the US military ineffectively ejaculates barrages of nuclear hellfire all over your naked body can be as an act of rebellion against a misogynistic, queerphobic, transphobic status quo.

The "Tight Ten" version of The SCRREW Manifesto published here is an abridged version of the original Manifesto. After realising how effective the piece could be as a 10 minute set for comedy nights and cabaret events, with some of the more violent and harrowing content that featured in the Manifesto's original text cut out, I decided to produce this re-worked version. I hope you find it as funny and rousing as my past audiences have, and as the reviewer who called the Manifesto the highlight of a 5* reviewed comedy night did back in May 2025.

Note: the full, original version of The SCRREW Manifesto is available to read on my website. Additional content warnings for the extended version on my website include violent self-harm, graphic and visceral depictions of trauma, and its emotional and psychological effects on the brain and body. These warnings do NOT apply to the version published here.