The Little Dating Game by DaBoss

With her heart still racing in her chest, Kelsey walked off stage towards the dressing room to the applause and cheers of the audience.  Every crew member the woman passed seemed to turn to her. The attention was something Kelsey was relishing.  She felt on top of the world, absolutely untouchable.  

One of the network heads even came up to her, introduced himself and shook her hand.  He essentially told her how great she did, and that if she kept this up she could have a recurring spot on the show.  

“Girl, you were a star out there!” Denise’s voice called out.  Kelsey smiled seeing her sister approach and the two embraced.  

“Thanks, it was so exciting!” Kelsey responded.  “What’re they having you do back here?”

Denise smiled.  “I’m actually not gonna be watching much of the next round, they want me to join you in round three so I’ll be prepping for that,” she said, slightly disappointed.  “What’re you wearing in round two?”

“This,” Kelsey said with a wink, before starting to strip out of her clothes.  

“Oh my god,” Denise whispered, seeing the gorgeous woman in front of her.  “You’re wearing that on television?!”

—

During the commercial break prior to round two, Lauren had walked off stage and immediately began to hyperventilate.  She had been hosting this show since it had been around, and never had any incidents like this.  This wasn’t supposed to happen.  The hosts were untouchable, always have been.  She was now fearing for her life.  

Lauren was taken back to the one time when something like this had almost happened.  A man was their giant guest in that episode with multiple tiny women.  She recalled the guy being rock hard with his massive dick in his hands and started to get a hit too carried away.  The giant guy had started to force that tiny host into his dick, when security tackled the guy.   

Lauren recalled the host needing to be grown back and taken to the hospital, while the guy was shrunken down as a result of that.  Lauren never found out what happened to him, but she sure hadn’t seen him again.  

“Hey!  Excuse me,” Lauren said, seeing one of the suit-wearing producers, a middle aged man named Jonathan, walking down the hallway sipping a cup of coffee.  She went off on him the second he turned his attention to her.  “Are you fucking kidding me?!  That crazy woman just stepped on Alana!  Are we just gonna let that happen?”

“That CRAZY woman, as you call her, is raking in all time high ratings,” he countered, not backing down an inch.  “I don’t know what it is about her in particular, but our viewers freaking LOVE her.”

“So what, she’s just allowed to do that?  She’s gonna get away with that?  She can just crush us and have nothing happen?”

“Yes,” Jonathan said shortly before sipping his coffee.  “Now get out there and stay on her good side.  You’re more replaceable than she is, after all.”

Those words sent chills down Lauren’s spine.  She walked back to the stage, almost numb as the crowd erupted seeing the gorgeous redhead.  She instantly snapped out of it and back into character as a camera operator gave her a countdown.  

“In three….two….one…”

“Alright everyone welcome back to the set of,” Lauren paused before pointing at the audience to hit their cue.  “Tiny lovers!” everyone shouted in unison. 

“Last round we eliminated half the field, but before we bring them current survivors back, let’s bring back our gorgeous goddess, Kelsey!” 

Lauren turned to watch their new star walk out onto stage, and her jaw dropped.  The crowd started to applaud and cheer, with whistles cascading down as well as Kelsey strode out on stage.  The gorgeous woman in her late thirties was no longer wearing her casual clothes, now wearing nothing but a thin, black bikini.  

Walking out to Lauren in the middle of the stage she smiled and put her hands on her hips.  “How do I look,” the gorgeous MILF said, with a playful wink towards the camera.  She gave a little spin, making sure to show off her voluptuous ass, giving it a playful wiggle.  

“You know, you looked great already,” Lauren said.  “But this….wow!”  The redhead was legitimately at a loss for words.  

“Awww you’re so sweet,” Kelsey giggled, before turning her attention back to the camera.  

“Now Kelsey, it’s time for round two here on Tiny Lovers.  For that, we need to get our crop of five guys down to three,” Lauren explained.  “For that, we’re gonna have a little contest.  A race, if you will.”  

Kelsey cocked her head to the side slightly in curiosity.  Lauren smiled and continued.  “Now Kelsey, I’m thinking we have a race to get to that ass of yours, can you show it off again to us?”

“Oh, this?” Kelsey laughed, turning towards the camera and smacking her own right cheek, causing a tiny ripple through it.  She was busy basking in the cheers of the studio crowd, she turned around and saw a mattress being brought out onto the stage.  

“Alright Kelsey, what we’re gonna do is have you lay on this mattress, face down.  I’ve got the five contestants and a few cameramen, and I’ll put them on you.”

“And then what?  They race to get to my butt?” 

That mischievous grin popped back up over Lauren’s face.  “Well…….kind of,” she laughed.  Kelsey immediately raised an eyebrow.  “They’ll actually be racing to get inside of your butt.”

Several members of the audience gasped hearing this, while others cheered once more.  Lauren was silent as she let Kelsey absorb what she had just told her.  Kelsey closed her eyes and took a deep breath.  “Okay, let’s do it,” she said with a smile.

The crowd erupted in cheers, Lauren broke into a huge smile and gave the taller woman a giant hug.  “Everyone, she actually said yes!  Kelsey you get comfy, I’m gonna grab everyone!”

As Lauren walked off, Kelsey proceeded to lay down on her stomach on the mattress.  It was quite comfortable and they had even provided her with a pillow.  ‘Holy crap I’m actually doing this. My ass is going to be on TV’, Kelsey thought to herself, her face blushing red in both excitement and embarrassment.  

—

After managing to survive the devastation at the hands….or rather feet, of Kelsey in round one, the five remaining shrunken guys were led back up the size-changing tunnel.  The panels in the ceiling of the tunnel began to restore their size with each step they took, and their bodies expanded to match the tunnel accordingly.  

The guys emerged from the tunnel back at their normal sizes.  Two of them were badly shaken up, one of whom grabbed a trash can and vomited.  However, Jeff was feeling absolutely ecstatic right now.   He had survived the first round of living out his fantasy.  

A stagehand came by to bring bottles of water to the contestants, and one of the producers walked in.  He congratulated the guys on advancing and asked if anyone wanted to drop out.  Jeff had a feeling nobody would.  Everyone had to know what the were signing up for.  They all knew the risk.  Jeff smiled when all the other contestants agreed to stay around for the next round.  

“Alright, everyone ready for the next round?” the producer asked and got responses varying from nods and verbal “mhmm’s”.  “Alright guys, good luck,” he said with a grin and left the room.  

Jeff’s heart started to race again as he walked back down that dark tunnel.  He knew he was going to be small, but had no idea how small.  He start to look around and saw they were being followed down the tunnel by several more crew members, camera and boom mic operators, and definitely more than last time.  

Walking out of the tunnel, the blinding lights of the state took effect once again.  “Holy crap,” Jeff muttered after several seconds once his vision returned.  

“Are we smaller than last time?” someone behind Jeff asked.  

“You sure are!” a woman’s voice called off.  The shrunken crew turned and saw another brunette, this one younger than Alana, standing there with a microphone.  “I’m Diana, and we’re all the way down at the tiny height of one sixteenth of an inch tall!” 

He wasn’t sure why, but Jeff felt this new tiny host was already getting on his nerves.  She just seemed way too excited about being tiny.  Jeff wasn’t in the mood for that.  This was game time.  This was literally life or death.  

What Jeff was more focused on were the rules of this round that were being explained to him and the other contestants.  Essentially, him and the four other shrinkees would be placed on the body of Kelsey and would need to race across her body, all the way to her ass.  Then they’d actually need to get inside her ass, with the first three surviving and advancing to the next round.  

The floor started to shake and the absolutely titanic form of Lauren approached the shrunken gathering.  Several people gasped in awe, including the film crew as Lauren bent down and lowered her hand.  “CLIMB ON!” she demanded.  

It was a bit of a struggle for everyone to haul their way into Lauren’s hand and the giant woman walked back towards the center of the stage.  Jeff looked down in amazement.  Stretched below him was the vast body of this woman Kelsey, truly looking to him like a beautiful goddess.  

“Okay everyone, let’s split these tinies up,” Lauren laughed.  The contestants separated themselves from each other, everyone accompanied by at least one camera operator.

Lauren began to lower the miniaturized contestants down onto different places on Kelsey’s body when she stopped.  “LET’S GET THESE DOWN FIRST,” she teased, and with her free hand pulled the black bikini down Kelsey’s body by her knees, exposing her massive ass cheeks to the world. 

As the crowd went nuts, Lauren began to deposit the hopeful contestants across Kelsey’s body.  One was dropped off on the sole of each of Kelsey’s feet.  One was dropped off on the back of each of Kelsey’s hands.  As for the unlucky Jeff, his tiny body was dropped on the back of Kelsey’s head.  

—

It was a short drop for Jeff, one that was broken up by the nest of hair he landed in.  This Kelsey person had tied her dirty blonde hair into a messy bun, which cushioned Jeff’s landing but tangled him up.  

Trying to stand, Jeff had to untie his ankle from several strands of hair that had wrapped around it.  His heart was pounding and he swore under his breath.  He knew he had the furthest to go to reach his destination.  Before he left, he saw a camera operator suspended in the air, caught in a web of Kelsey’s hair.  “Hang on, I’ve got you,” Jeff shouted, his good nature getting the better of him.  

He grabbed the inverted man, and helped pull him down, the tiny employee landing on top of him for a moment.  

“Owww,” Jeff muttered, getting up and cracking his neck.  “You alright?” he said, pulling the guy to his feet.  

“Yeah thanks,” the guy said, trying to gain his bearings.  “Dude, leave!  Run!  What’re you waiting for?!”

Then it hit Jeff that he was wasting valuable time.  “Oh shit!” he shouted and started to run.  As his one-sixteenth of an inch body exited the forest of Kelsey’s hair, he stopped.  Her body seemed to stretch on and on, with those giant cheeks looking off in the distance.  

“That’s not good,” Jeff mumbled to himself.  Out in the distance he would faintly see a tiny body jogging along Kelsey’s right arm, no doubt one of his competitors.  He couldn’t see any of the other shrunken men, but he knew they were likely ahead of him.   

With little time to waste, Jeff started to run across the back of the neck of the giant woman towards her immense back.  He had to take care that he didn’t trip and fall on the tiny hairs carpeting the ground beneath him.  He had a very bad feeling that this could be the last thing he did.  

—

“How’re you doing girl?” Lauren asked, kneeling down and holding the microphone down to Kelsey.  

Kelsey grinned.  “Doing just fine babe,” she laughed.  “Just letting these tiny guys get the whole experience.”  The giant woman shook her ass just a bit, causing both the camera crews and contestants on her legs to lose their balance.  “Oops!  How’re they doing there?”

“Let’s take a look,” Lauren said, stepping around Kelsey's back.  She first spotted Jeff slowly making his way down past her shoulders.  “Uh oh, this tiny guy’s way far back,” she said, her index finger striking the skin on Kelsey’s back directly in front of Jeff, causing him to fall on his ass.  

Jeff looked up in shock at the gargantuan woman above him.  He watched as her long fingers began to glide past him, and picked up the tiny camera crew trailing him.   

“MIND IF I BORROW THEM?” she laughed, walking off and rolling the two tiny coworkers of hers into the palm of her hand.  “Hate to say it Kelsey but I don’t think that guys gonna be a finalist.  Why don’t we take these two guys to get some better shots of that butt of yours?!” 

“Oh let me see them first,” Kelsey said, lifting her head up.  As she did this, her back arched slightly causing Jeff to lose his balance and start sliding down.  

Meanwhile, Kelsey smiled and licked her lips as Lauren’s hand containing two tiny crew members was held in front of her face.  Her warm breath washed over them.  “Ya know, as yummy as they look, why don’t you stick them back there,” Kelsey giggled, clearly growing more and more excited.  

“Don’t need to tell me twice!  Come on you two,” Lauren said.  Lowering the two cameramen down, she placed one on top of Kelsey’s right cheek, and one between the giant cheeks just south of her sphincter.

“Let’s cut to their cameras,” Lauren said, pointing to a few screens.  The shrunken guy between Kelsey’s cheeks didn’t have much to offer yet other than views of the giant fleshy walls, but the camera operator atop her cheek had focused on something.  In between struggles to keep his balance, the operator was filming one of the candidates running up Kelsey’s left thigh, beginning to climb that cheek.

The shrunken guy, a contestant named Jensen slid down Kelsey’s left cheek feet first.  He knew he was the first to get this far, and stopped to fist pump the cameraman between the cheeks.  Breaking into a slow jog, he started to approach the giant, wrinkled hole in front of him. 

“Okay, easy does it,” Jensen said aloud to the cameraman.  His hands shook as he backed up.  He felt a running start then jumping into the middle of the sphincter would be the best way to enter.  After taking a few seconds to psych himself up, the young man ran forward and jumps, tucking his knees into his chest, cannonball style, landing directly onto the sphincter below him.  

“OOH!” Kelsey shouted, eyes widened and jumping slightly.  The sudden sensation against her sphincter caused her to clench tightly.  

The cameras captured it all.  Jensen had made the mistake of jumping onto an asshole that was not at all prepared for him.  Jensen landed on top of the smelly wrinkled surface before the hole suddenly opened beneath him.  He started to fall, but the sudden clench from Kelsey meant he was now partially inside, his body being tightly squeezed by the muscle. 

The crowd gasped as the mangled, lifeless body of Jensen was swallowed by the ravenous sphincter.  

“Note to the other contestants,” Lauren mocked.  “Don’t do that!”

After about two minutes, the contestants from Kelsey’s right leg and left arm both arrived at her rear simultaneously.  They chatted for a minute about strategy, before both giving the camera man a thumbs up.  

“We got this!” one of them shouted.  

The crowd watched in hushed anticipation as the pair walked toward the giant pink monster.  Not wanting to make the same mistake that Jensen had, the pair steer to slowly walk across the giant orifice, making sure that Kelsey felt each of their steps and doing their best not to surprise her.  Having two people there definitely helped, as their footsteps were more rhythmic as they approached the giant hole.  

One of the guys, a man in his mid-thirties named Jose, dropped down onto his hands and knees and began to rub the wrinkled skin around him.  His companion, a man in his late thirties named Vince, began to do the same.  They heard a moan from Kelsey which they took as a good sign.  They watched as they saw the sphincter start to pucker and relax.

“Now!” Vince shouted as the two ran and slid in feet first.  They disappeared out of sight into Kelsey’s rectum.  

“Alright that’s three in three, but I don’t think the first guy made it alive.  So, one of the last two will get a last chance to advance,” Lauren announced.  She glanced down and saw that the two remaining shrunken guys both advancing towards Kelsey’s lower back, one slightly ahead of the other.  

“We’ll catch up with them in a second, I wanna see how these tiny cameramen are doing,” Lauren said with a slight giggle.  “And I want a closer look at this ass!”

“Have fun,” Kelsey responded, sounding extremely relaxed.  Lauren thought she could detect a hint of a moan in Kelsey’s voice.  

As Lauren squatted down, her eyes were instantly drawn to the cameraman she had placed on top of Kelsey’s ass cheek.  “HOW’RE YOU DOING DOWN THERE, BUDDY,” she teased, giving the tiny cameraman a wink and blowing him a massive kiss. 

Glancing at the screens, Lauren saw the tiny cameraman was filming her.  She momentarily looked off stage and saw Jonathan, one of the producers writing something down.  An idea popped into her mind.  If Kelsey’s actions made her a draw and untouchable, there was no reason Lauren couldn’t do the same.  

“Kelsey, I don’t think I can resist,” Lauren said ominously.  She wasn’t listening to Kelsey’s response, rather she was laser focused on the tiny camera operator.  “Sorry!” she whispered with a twisted smile.  

The tiny man’s hands started to shake as he filmed up at the red-headed beauty staring down at him.  The audience started to buzz as they’d as what he filmed, the titanic host lifting her hand high into the air.  

“No Lauren, please don’t!” the tiny man whimpered.  In his panic he continued to film, and didn’t think to drop everything and run for his life.  He got a first hand view of Lauren’s hand rapidly descending and growing closer and closer.  

With a loud *THWACK* Lauren’s hand struck Kelsey’s ass cheek, obliterating the tiny camera operator beneath it.  Lauren could hear Kelsey give a surprised yelp, but her eyes were focused on the aftermath of what she had just done.  

The slap had sent a shockwave through Kelsey’s ass cheek, and the mountain of flesh started to shift.  From the force of the slap, the giant cheek was sent crashing towards the left cheek….all while the other tiny cameraman was still between them.  The tiny guy didn’t even have a chance to scream, as the wall of flesh slammed into him hard.  As Lauren pulled Kelsey’s right cheek away, she saw a tiny red splotch which was left of her coworker. 

“Oops, did I do that?” Lauren laughed.  “My bad, I guess I don’t know my own strength!”  The audience was going nuts once more, though it dawned on Lauren there was now no one to film the final contestants.  Kelsey realized this too, as she had been looking forward to seeing what the last two looked like.  

“Sorry everyone, I guess we can’t get a close up of our finalists, but I’ll keep an eye on them,” Lauren laughed, before noticing a tiny commotion directly north of Kelsey’s anus.  “Hold up, it looks like we have a photo finish!”

—

“Dude get the fuck off me!” Jeff shouted, having just been tackled into the soft flesh of Kelsey’s ass.  He had caught the final contestant and passed him, as the last guy was a heavier man.  “Back the fuck off!” he yelled, kicking the guy to give him some space.  He staggered forward, starting to slowly slide down the giant cheek towards the sanctuary that was Kelsey’s asshole.  

Reaching the base of the hill, he could hear his chubby competitor sliding in just behind him and cursing at him.  Jeff ignored it, and broke into one last sprint towards the sphincter.  

Hearing footsteps gaining on him Jeff kept pace ahead of his challenger until he stopped dead in his tracks at the wrinkled edge of the sphincter.  He knew he had to be careful, like walking along thin ice.  He dropped down to his knees, then started to crawl along the wretched hole, hoping not to agitate it too much before he made it to his destination. 

Jeff could hear the other competitor slowly behind him and it now sounded like was panicking.  Jeff glanced over his shoulder as he crawled forward and he was still pretty far back.  “That’s gotta suck,” Jeff muttered as a chill went down his spine.  Surely the guy must be realizing he’s about to be eliminated.  

Taking a moment to catch his breath, Jeff looked up and shouted in surprise, seeing the enormous eyeball of Lauren directly above him.  “Okay, I’m safe,” he whispered to himself, and slowly started to slide himself feet first into Kelsey’s asshole.

—

“And that’s three!” Kelsey shouted ecstatically.  “Sorry buddy, but you’re off the show!” she yelled down at the tiny man still stranded on Kelsey’s sphincter.  

“Just wish I could’ve seen the last finalist,” Kelsey said with a slight sigh.  “Thanks for that,” she teased.  

“Sorry, couldn’t help myself, not with this ass!” Lauren said before grabbing another handful.  

“So, what’s gonna happen to the tiny loser?” Kelsey asked.  

Lauren looked at the audience and then back down to Kelsey’s ass.  “Actually, mind if I take care of him?” she giggled.  This was just met with Kelsey smiling and raising an eyebrow on curiosity.  

Leaning her head back down, Lauren’s long, serpent-like tongue peaked out of her mouth and began to lick her bright red lips.  “He sure does look yummy,” she said ominously.  

Several audience members gasped as Lauren’s tongue extended from her mouth.  Soon enough, the pink muscle was dragging along Kelsey’s ass crack, rapidly approaching the tiny, screaming man.  The shrunken guy had no time to react, as he was plucked up into the air.  

Lauren’s tongue grazed the ground beneath it, making sure to tickle Kelsey’s anus, causing the giant woman to let out a loud yelp in surprise before giving Lauren a playful and intrigued grin.  

Turning towards the camera, Lauren retracted her tongue back into her mouth, bringing the unlucky contestant along with it.  With a loud gulp, she opened her jaws to reveal her mouth was now empty.  

“Sorry, couldn’t resist,” she said as Kelsey laughed.  The woman wearing nearly nothing stood and pulled the bikini bottoms up to barely cover her ass.  

“Is it time for round three now,” Kelsey asked.  

“Well not quite yet, we’ve got a little surprise for you that we’re gonna bring out!” Lauren responded.  As she led Kelsey to another section of the stage, the gorgeous milf grabbed her ass, feeling the three remaining contestants inside her.  She hasn’t yet realized yet that her nephew Jeff was currently inside of her.