Carlos fumbled with his itchy school uniform, his trousers not cooperating with him as he pulled them up. He looked at his watch and noted he was making better time than usual. Carlos crammed his calculus book into his overstuffed backpack and skipped downstairs in his Brooklyn apartment for breakfast with his dad. Alejandro, his dad, sat in the dining room, and had prepared a bowl of cereal ready for him.
âThanks dad,â he mumbled. He dropped his bag on the ground and pulled a seat.
âDe nada, mâhijo,â his dad said while flipping through channels on the flatscreen that was mounted on the wall.
âWhat show are you looking for?â Carlos asked.
âMorning news.â Alejandro found the channel and set the remote down and continued eating his own bowl of cereal. âTheyâre interviewing a goddess this morning. Iâm sure you wouldnât want to miss that.â
âI donât care about that stuff.â
âOhâno?â Alejandro asked as he crammed a spoonful of Lucky Charms into his mouth. âWe have multiple gods roaming the earth, and you donât care?â
âNope.â Carlos played with his spoon and didnât bother eating.
Alejandro let out a tiny snort, recognizing his sonâs foul mood. âCheer up mâhijo. Iâll pray to the goddess that she brightens your day.â
Carlos rolled his eyes at his dad and then focused on the TV. He saw it was a morning show, the kind where two hosts talk about various topics and usually do interviews with celebrities. The show had a lively atmosphere with brightly lit lights and colorful furniture decorating the set. The hosts were a male and female wearing vibrant colored outfits and sitting on two barstool-looking seats.
âIf youâre just joining us, we have a special guest this morning,â the male anchor said. âSheâs a goddess that needs no introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show, the ruler of all gods, Goddess Melissa!â
The hosts stood and clapped along with the studio audience. Off stage, Goddess Melissa came walking in at approximately 20 feet tall. She was full of smiles and waved at the audience, her head coming close to the overhead stage lights. The cameramen had difficulty framing her entire body in the shot, having to pull their cameras back.
The goddess wore a summer dress that had a plunging neckline and ended about mid-thigh. Open-toe high-heels adorned her feet, showing off her white painted toenails. She wore her hair down, which was long and sleek, framing her beautiful Cuban face. Her skin tone matched her rich Hispanic heritage and was free of blemishes, wrinkles, or any imperfections. Even prior to Melissaâs ascension to godhood, most people wouldâve considered her a goddessâpost-ascension, her âgoddessâ moniker transformed from a flirtatious nickname to an awe-inspiring reality.
After a boisterous round of clapping, the hosts dropped to their knees and bowed in prayer to the literal goddess gracing their presence and walked in front of them. The audience soon followed, and they too prayed Melissaâs prayer.
Carlos rolled his eyes. âFor fuckâs sake. How can people demean themselves like that?â
âMâhijo, sheâs a god. Itâs just the way things are.â
âI donât care who she is. Iâll never bow to her.â
On the TV, Goddess Melissa said, âthank you everyone. I feel everyoneâs warmth and love here this morning. Please rise.â Everyone obeyed and took their seats, except for the hosts who stood at her knees. Fortunately, the soundstage was large enough to accommodate the deity. However, the cameras having to tilt far back to reveal the undecorated parts of the set and the myriad of stage lights that hung overhead. âLet me shrink down to something a little more reasonable.â With that, the goddessâs stature shrunk to approximately 10 feet.
The anchors waited for Melissa to sit before they sat in their seated. Melissa sat on a couch that was in the center of the set, which looked like a little playschool seat under her statuesque frame.
The news anchor was visibly perspiring, his brows dotted with sweat droplets. His voice almost cracked, his necktie feeling extra tight as he was about to interview god in front of the world. They exchanged a few pleasantries, like thanking her for coming on and whatnot, before proceeding to the actual interview.
âSo, itâs been a year since you and the others ascended. Could you share with us what that day was like?â the male anchor asked.
âWell, it was quite chaoticâas everyone on earth knows. None of us knew what was happening. One moment we were our usual selves, and the next, we were... well, more than human.â
âAnd the... transformation. It was sudden?â
âAbsolutely. Imagine if the world suddenly shrunk around you... Except the world didnât shrink. Me and Goddess Hailee, who was with me at the time, found ourselves standing over Brooklyn, naked, and in a split second. It was so weird and shocking when it happened. Me and Hailee didnât know we became gods and that our new size reflected our new powers. Unfortunately, it led to a lot of unintended collateral damage that day.â
âThat must have been terrifying for you and the people around.â
âIt was. We were scared, confused⊠It took us some time to learn how to manage our new forms and powers.â
âWhen you learned you were a god, how did your family react?â the anchor asked, reading the notes in his hand.
Carlos perked up, his eyes glued to the TV, and eagerly waiting for her response.
Melissa regally adjusted her seat on the small couch and said, âeverything has stayed the same.â
âWhat?â Carlos asked aloud, causing his dad to turn his head toward him.
Melissa continued and said, âmy family and I donât live in a palace. We still live in Brooklyn. Iâm still a mother and a loving wife. We moved to a bigger apartment and my son goes to a private school now, but other than that, things havenât really changed. Instead of a New York police officer, I do what I can to prevent and punish the harshest crime.â
The anchor, caught up in the moment and without looking at his notes, asked, âwhy donât you stop all crime? Canât you stop evils like crime and disease from existing in the first place?â
Melissaâs brightened mood ended. Her smile was no longer and genuine and appeared more like a smirk. âAre you insinuating I canât?â
The studio lights hummed above normal as they became brighter. The interviewer realized his mistake and said, âof course not. Nevermind, I didnât mean to askââ
Carlos said to his dad, âand there she goes, getting all power-trippy again.â
âPoor bastard,â Alejandro said.
âMy actions are deliberate,â Melissa said on screen, neither upset nor happy. âWhether I stop a crime or do not; whether I prevent all diseases or notâas a mortal, it is not your place to question your god.â
The anchor dropped to his knees before Melissaâs feet and said, âforgive me, goddess. I was being foolish. I didnât mean any slight to you. Please have mercy on me.â He then recited Melissaâs prayer on repeat.
The studio lights return to their normal operation. Melissa smiled at the groveling man and looked up to the female anchor and asked, âdo you have questions for me?â
âUmm. Whatâs your favorite food?â
Back at the breakfast table, Carlos asked his father, âjeez, was she going to smite him or something?â
âNah. You know your momâsheâs all bark and no bite. Sheâs just putting a show on for the entire world to see.â
âWhatâs the point, though? Why is mom making people bow and pray like that? Sheâs so full of herself.â Carlos pushed himself from the table and grabbed his bookbag.
âItâs the new reality, mâhijo.â
âWell, tell mom this new reality sucks ass. Instead of scaring people and making them bow at her feet, maybe she should be home having breakfast with us family? Just a thought.â
Alejandro had something ready to say, but didnât want to push it with his son. He could visibly see his anger and hear the quivering in his voice. âIâll bring it up with her. Have fun at school.â
âWhatever.â
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The rhythmic click-clacking echoed down the long old hallways of the 19th-century-era school. It was a private school, established for the worldâs elites in Manhattan overlooking Central Park. The students wore costly uniforms: pristine white buttoned-up shirts, plaid skirts for the girls and gray slacks for the boys. All the High School students were impeccably elegant, with sharp haircuts, clean fingernails, and wrinkle-free uniforms.
The rhythmic clacking of heels on the polished floor ceased at a classroomâs doorway. The door, a stately piece of polished oak with a frosted window, swung open with a sense of purpose. A woman entered unannounced, interrupting the dayâs lesson. The teacher was about to reprimand the intruder, that is, until he laid eyes on who it was.
âGoddess Melissa,â he said, trembling and dropping the chalk from his hands.
The classroom, once filled with the sounds of scribbling pens and shuffling paper, fell into a hushed awe, every pair of eyes drawn to the imposing, nine-and-a-half foot tall celestial who stood there, her presence commanding respect that silenced the room instantaneously.
The Goddess gracefully leaned into the doorway, clearing her head, and standing back upright once inside. Adorned in a tailored gray business suit that elegantly hugged her slim form, she radiated an air of both authority and grace. Her skirt fell short of her knees, embracing her shapely thighs and accenting her hips. Her blazer, fitted perfectly, complemented her statuesque figure. Beneath it, a white blouse shimmered like the sunâs reflection off a lake.
The teacher dropped to the ground and said, âGoddess Melissa, please forgive me,â before reciting her prayer:
âO Melissa, leader of the gods with heart so pure,
âYour reign is just, benevolent and sure.
âIn your all-powerful embrace, we dwell,
âGuide us to peace, where love shall prevail.â
Melissa placed her hands together, interlocking her fingers, and rested them in front of her waist. Satisfied with the manâs groveling, she walked to the front of the class and eyed the high school Seniors who stared back with a terrified silence. Her body weight caused the floor to warp and groan under her divine feet. Her toes, flawlessly manicured, were on full display within her black strappy heels, which cost as much as an economy car.
She stood in front of the first row of tables; the students, too scared to even blink, didnât dare say a word until she spoke. Melissa looked at all their terrified faces from up high. As she looked around the classroom and was pleased to see it organized and filled with expensive furniture and educational material for the students. Many first-edition books lined their bookcase and rare artifacts displayed on top of shelves. The school spared no expense for the education of its students. Her attention returned to the students.
âChildren,â she said. âYour goddess stands before you. You do know what that means, right?â
They all let out a collective gasp, which was swiftly followed by them pushing their chairs back, scrapping them along the hardwood floor. The students fell to their knees and bowed, placing their hands flat on the ground, mimicking their teacher. Each student then uttered Melissaâs prayers through trembling lips.
âLooks like you were not taught well,â Melissa said, looking back at the sobbing teacher, his face planted on the filthy floor as he prayed. She turned back to the class. All the students were worshiping and praying incessantly. All except one. âCarlito,â she said. âKnow why Iâm here?â
âWhy, mom?â he asked with a sigh, clearly unafraid of his mother.
âYour dad says you used his credit card at the mall without his permission. What do you have to say?â
âMom,â he groaned. âThatâs why you came down here? Youâre embarrassing me and scaring all my friends.â
âScared?â Melissa asked with hands raised. She then asked the classroom, âanyone scared of me?â There was no response. âSee, no one fears little ole me.â
âOf course they wonât say it to your face,â Carlos said with a drawn-out sigh. âListen, can we talk about this back home? Iâll pay back dad, donât worry.â
âWeâll âtalk about itâ when I want to talk about it. Which is right now. I donât think your teacher minds.â Melissa looked over her shoulder and saw the teacher slink further into the ground. She turned back to her son and said, âI donât care about the money you spent. What I donât like is stealing your dadâs card to purchase something behind his back.â
âBut whatâs the big deal, seriously?â
âYou know exactly what you did wrong, and not another word from you. And if you talk back again, Iâll ground you for a month. Remember Carlito, my punishments can be a lot more creative than what other parents can come up with. Want to spend a month in my shoe box with no TV or games, again?â
âNo,â he said. He looked around at his classmates and felt so flustered he wanted to run out of class and never return.
âOkay, then. When you come home tonight, you will apologize to your father and work off the debt for using his card.â
He bit his lips, not wanting to push things with his mother. âSorry, mom. Wonât happen again.â
âThatâs my boy.â She walked over to him, bent over, and gave him a kiss on the forehead.
âMom! Come on, please.â He whined.
Melissa walked over to the teacher, her feet planting right before his face, her toes in front of his eyes. She told him to rise, and he did so with gusto. She tilted her head and looked down at him like a concerned parent, her brows furrowed upwards.
âKnow what you did wrong?â she asked. The sky outside turned dark as thick thunder clouds covered the sun.
âYes, Goddess Melissa.â He was on the verge of breaking down.
âItâs important these students, who are on the verge of adulthood, learn how to properly respect their gods,â she said with a tone full of maternal warmth. It started raining outside, and the wind picked up with enough force to make the leaves in trees rustle and the branches crackle. âThat means dropping to the ground in prayer when a god is in your presenceâcome on, you know this. I wonât tolerate it again.â Thunder from outside reverberated in the room.
âYes, Goddess. Iâll do better.â His lips were trembling, his skin perspiring.
âAww,â she placed a hand on his shoulder. The storm outside vanished and was replaced with a calm sunshine. Carlos rolled his eyes. âI know youâve been having a hard time. Isnât that right?â
âUmm, Iââ
âMoney problems, huh?â Melissa asked as she closed her eyes and explored the manâs life. âYour wife is in the hospital? And youâre accumulating a lot of debt. Why havenât you told me this?â
âGoddess?â
âIn your prayers to me?â
âIâI canât trouble you⊠I can manageâŠâ
Melissa brought the man close to her body for a hug. Because of her towering height, it looked like an adult hugging a young child. âYouâre a good man. Let me help you, yeah? When you get home, your wife will be back from the hospital, with no more cancer. And Iâll just take care of all those pesky loans.â
âGodâgoddess? Really, did you justâŠ?â he asked, his eyes filling with unbridled joy and tears streaming down.
âYou can worship me later,â Melissa said with a warm smile. âNow, you have a lesson to get back to. And remember to treat my son like any other student. No special treatment.â
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âThis cruise was a good idea, mi amor,â Melissa said to her husband.
âI thought it might help. Youâve been so busy lately, running around the world, doing this and that,â Alejandro said.
âI know. Iâm still finding pockets of humanity that are still unwilling to accept me and the three as gods.â
âAnd thatâs a bad thing?â
Melissa giggled and said, âonly a human would ask that kind of question.â
âShould I be offended when you call me human like that?â
âWhat? No, donât be silly.â
âOkay. Because it sounds a little insulting when you say it.â
Melissa laughed this time. âNot an insult, you baby. Itâs who you are: a little human.â
âBut youâre human too!â
âNo, Iâm not.â She said with a wide smile. âWhat am I? I want to hear you say it.â
âMelissa Camillo,â her husband said.
âNot my name. Try again. Who am I?â
With a groan, he said, âyouâre a goddess.â
They were on the deck of the cruise ship, near the stern, where an open bar and large hot tub stood. For a completely booked ship, with over three thousand passengers, the deck was relatively empty. The few patrons that dared enter the areaâwhether by accident or to pass throughâwere on their knees, hunched over and praying on the floor, angled towards Melissa. They kept praying, waiting for the Goddess to dismiss them.
The lounge chairs were placed meticulously in a grid-like pattern on the deck. They were all empty, save for the ones Melissa and her husband occupied. At her comfortable height of nine and half feet, Melissa used her powers to grow one lounge chair to fit her frame. Her husband, laying in his, was well below her body and in her shadow.
Alejandro wore a woolly jacket, ski pants, and thick, fur-lined boots. Even in gloves, his hands were in his jacket pocket, attempting desperately to stay warm. His lips cracked, and he dreaded fishing for his chapstick, because that meant he had to take off his glove to work the little capsule. The beanie in his head wasnât doing much, keeping his ears warm. He wondered if the sundries shop had earmuffs in stock.
Melissa, on the other hand, wore her white bikini. A skimpy bottom and top provided little modesty as she tanned her skin under the sun.
It was an arctic cruise that took its passengers on a tour of glaciers, whale watching, and breathtaking scenery. The temperature hovered between 10 and 14 degrees Fahrenheitâbut the worst part was the winds. They cut through the thickest jackets and chilled the bones.
âWhat kind of goddess?â
âÂżQue?â Alejandro asked his wife.
âWhat kind of goddess am I?â
He sighed and failed to hide his grin. âYouâre the goddess. Head honcho. The one in charge.â
She giggled. âWhy does it bother you so much to say that?â
âIt doesnât bother me youâre a goddess. But yâknow, you were my goddess, and my goddess alone. Now the entire world prays to you and it takes some of the fun out of it. Wasnât it better when only I praised you, honey?â
âOh, sweetie, I could just eat you up! How did I get so lucky to marry you?â Melissa asked.
âYou were after my money, remember?â
âWhat money?â She laughed. âRemember our first date? McDonaldâs; we had to share a coke, and you only bought from the dollar menu.â
âWhy buy separate drinks when refills are free?â
She laughed again.
âSpeaking about everyone praying to you.â He pointed behind his shoulder with his thumb. âYou think you got enough prayers for now?â
âI suppose,â she said in a mocking tone. She then addressed her subjects on the deck around her and said, âthank you everyone for your devotion. You are dismissed. But if you come near my presence again, I expect more bowing and praying.â
A crowd of about twenty passengers got up from the floor and raced off the deck. They learned their lesson about walking near the goddess. Some had been praying for as long as 45 minutes before she released them.
Melissa grabbed a margarita that was on a table near her. Her personal bartender kept the oversized glass filled and a fresh lime nearby stocked. After taking a drink, Melissa adjusted her breasts in her bikini top. She grabbed a plastic bottle of suntan oil and squeezed a generous amount onto her flat stomach. She rubbed the oil into her brown skin as another ice-chilled breeze came howling across the ship. It caused Alejandro to shiver, despite all his protection he wore for the cold.
âYou think itâs messed up weâre vacationing without Carlos?â her husband asked.
âNot at all. Iâm still mad at him for using your credit card.â
âFair enough.â
âWhoa, thatâs pretty,â she said, pointing off into the distance. âCome, letâs get a better look.â Melissa grabbed her drink and padded off to the railing. Aside from her bikini, Melissa had large sunglasses and a Panama hat. Her skin glowed, almost giving off an ethereal radiance as the cold sunrays caressed her body. As they looked out, they saw a bay surrounded by pristine white glaciers. The bay almost looked like a tub with floating ice cubes, which were actually building-sized icebergs.
âDamn, thatâs gorgeous,â Alejandro said. âI canât believe animals swim in that water. Itâs gotta be way below freezing, huh?â He asked Melissa, but as he turned to face her, she was gone. âBabe? Whereâd you go? A loud splash caused him to snap his head back out to the scenery. âOh, godâŠâ
Melissa had grown herself. A lot. From head to toe, Melissa was five thousand, five hundred feet tall. She nestled herself in the bay as if she were laying in those free-standing bathtubs. Her head rested against a mountain that jutted out of the coast. She crossed her legs at the ankles, planting her heels on the shore, causing a flock of penguins to scatter away as if they were mites in the shadow of her feet. In her hand, her margarita, sized for her proportions, now sat inland, surrounded by glaciers.
As Melissa materialized and landed in the ice-cold water, a wave about fifty feet tall formed around her, and splashed outwards like a shockwave. Alejandro swallowed a lump in his throat as he saw the wave crashing towards him. With no sense of urgency, Melissa waved her fingers towards the cruise ship, creating an invisible shield around it, just as the frigid arctic waters threatened to slam against the white cruise liner.
Alejandro and the passengers were in awe as the ocean waters splashed upward around this shield. If they looked closely, they could see fish and whales in the waters. Though the ship was safe from the violent collision of the ocean, the sounds it created were nerve-wracking. Like a hundred hurricanes rolled into one cacophonous crash. The environment wasnât safe from Melissaâs splashdown. Glaciers broke apart, and icebergs she landed on top of floated upwards around her body and launched outwards like missiles. Land flooded with tsunami-like waves as her mile-long body occupied the once serene bay.
âAhh,â Melissa sighed as she relaxed in her makeshift bath. She wiggled her toes and stretched her back, pulverizing the mountain so it conformed to her body. âNow, this is divine,â she said, drinking her cold beverage.
Melissaâs powers protected the ship further from the unsteady waves, as her body displaced hundreds of million gallons of ocean water. She hooked a thumb under her bikini top and pulled it downward to show off more cleavage. Satisfied her boobs looked good and were above water, she went back to relaxing.
Alejandro's mouth remained open in astonishment the whole time. His knuckles turned white as he gripped tightly to the railing, afraid to loosen even for a moment. The goddess cracked her eyes open and turned her head to face the ship, which was about the length of her foot.
âIâd say you should join me, honey.â Melissa said. âBut I think the water is a tad too cold for you.â
Alejandro whimpered. His wife was the size of the landscape. Heâs never seen her so large before, and even though it was his wife, he feared for his life. The ocean was violent and strong waves kept forming around her powerful body, cascading outwards and colliding into everything with wrathful force. The shield and ship stabilization kept everyone safe while floating dangerously close to the gigantic giantess.
âDonât worry, honey. I wonât let anything bad happen to you.â She drank her margarita. Melissa then snapped her fingers, and the waves ceased, the ocean becoming as flat as a sheet of glass. Another wave of her 400 feet long fingers, and the cruise ship gently glided closer to her body. Alejandroâs, along with the thousands of passengers, felt their hearts drop as they came close to Melissaâs massive breast. âYou know what your goddess would love right about now?â She asked everyone on the ship, her breath slamming against the toy-sized vessel. âSome worshiping.â
Almost everyone on the ship, no matter where they were located, even if they were in the head, dropped to their knees and recited Melissaâs prayer. She moaned as she felt her worshippers grace her with their fear and love.
âThatâs so good,â she said, with a mixture of pleasure and relief. She sunk deeper into the arctic waters, but floated high enough for her boobs to be above water, rivaling any present iceberg.
Alejandroâs adrenaline pumped so fast through his veins, he didnât feel cold anymore. He backed away from the railings. Dropped to his knees and prayed to his wife.
âOh, honey.â Melissa moaned at that exact moment. âYouâre so sweet. I love you so much! I love all my children,â she said, referring to the passengers.
Alejandro felt it and so did everyone that was praying. They felt her love embracing them. The warmth one gets when holding a puppy, or holding their child for the very first time. Like enjoying an ice cream cone with oneâs sweetheart on a hot Fourth of July. Some of those praying were crying as they felt their goddessâs love reciprocate.
âAlmost perfectâŠâ Melissa said. She replaced the loving warmth everyone felt with an icy chill. âThere are some of you that are not bowing and devoting your mortal lives to me.â She turned and looked at the toy ship next to her island-sized tits. Her eyes burned with a growing flame that terrified them as the goddess grew angry. The frigid water near her skin boiled, steam rising like a thick fog. âNo need to fear everyone. Iâm not one to smite everyone, for the actions of a few. Which is not something that can be said about the other gods. Everyone, check your phones. Iâm texting you the names of the 23 individuals, foolish enough not to worship me. Bring them to me on a lifeboat.â
As she declared, the names of the non-believers popped on everyoneâs phones. It was the fastest game of hide-and-seek ever performed on a cruise ship. The passengers shoved twenty-three doomed lives onto a lifeboat and lowered into the waters.
âHoney, what are you doing?â Alejandro asked. Though there was a vast size difference between the two, Melissa had a link to her husband where they could speak normally, and it was equivalent to having a conversation in front of each other at the same size.
âJust some god-stuff.â She smiled.
âYeah, but youâre making me kinda nervous. Is it terrible that some people donât drop to their knees for you?â
âWeâve been through this, mi amor. I canât explain it to you, because you wonât understand.â
âWhat? Because Iâm a mortal?â he asked.
âHey, you said it, not me.â
âBabe, please donât hurt them.â
âHoney, I donât tell you how to do your job. Donât tell me how to be god.â
âBut you tell me how to do my job all the time.â
Melissa giggled. âYeah, thatâs right. Hey, babe, why donât you go wait in our cabin? I donât want you to see this.â
âBabe, noââ
The scenery changed for Alejandro faster than a blink. He was back in their stately cabin. She shut the porthole window and sealed the door leading out, effectively making him a prisoner in his room. âMierda.â
Back outside, Melissa took control of the lifeboat with her celestial powers and cruised it towards her, straight under her chin. She was sunken enough in the water, so that they floated above her upper chest, but were flanked by her exposed tits that came out of the water like a volcano. The men and women on the boat tried to stand resolutely and unphased by Melissa, though they couldnât help feel insignificant under her massive size.
Under the depths of the water came her finger, and the tiny lifeboat balanced on her gigantic fingernail from her index finger. She brought the boat up to her immense brown eyes. Her divine powers prevented the boat and their non-believing from falling over during their rapid ascent into the sky. She toned down her speech to not send them flying.
âTell me, why do you refuse to believe Iâm your god?â she asked with no trace of emotions.
âYou ainât no god, demon!â one man shouted. âJesus is the only true god!â
An argument broke out in the boat as the non-believers argued Jesus was no god either. Each person on the boat shouted who god actually was. From Yahweh to Allah, and Ganesha to Elohim.
Melissaâs eyes narrowed, and her brows dropped. âEnough! I am your god.â Her voice sounded like it came from everywhere at once. The fog from her boiling the arctic waters surrounded them as she talked down at them. âI am a goddess. The most powerful goddess in the universe. And Iâm right in front you in the flesh, doing godlikeâthings! Why do you choose not to believe me and worship me?â
Their explanations varied, but the common theme was they believed the god they were respectively indoctrinated into.
âI will give you one chance, and once chance only. Recant your old gods. Give yourselves unto me, or forfeit your souls.â
The non-Melissa believers remained steadfast to their devotions of their gods. They didnât fear the âfalse godâ that held them up on her finger. The non-believers remained faithful to whatever god they believed before Melissaâs ascension. They were persecuted from day one, since Melissa made the heretical claim she was a god and abolished all old world religions. No, they believed in their true god, who would, in turn, reward them for their unwavering faith.
âSo be it,â Melissa said with a cruel smile. âBut youâre all in for a rude awakening in the afterlife.â
Melissa opened her mouth, tilted back, and let the lifeboat with twenty-three souls drop in her mouth. They screamed in fear as they fell in the black void in the back of her throat. Her uvula was larger than their boat and hung menacingly over their heads as they dropped into the black void in the back of her throat. She swallowed them as if she were knocking back a pill. She moaned as she took an extra long sip from her margarita. âDelicious.â Their bodies disintegrated in her divine stomach. Their souls would soon reckon with a harsh afterlife.
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âHey, whatâs up?â Melissa asked her husband as she entered their cabin, back to her normal nine and half feet tall stature. âMiss me?â
âBabe, what the heck was all that about?â Alejandro asked.
âOh, baby, did I scare you?â She pouted.
âWhat did you do to those people? You didnât hurt them, did you?â
She tilted her head, smirked as if she were an uncaring teenager, and shrugged her shoulders. âYâknow, goddess stuff.â She was still in her bikini, and her skin had a briny sheen from the cold ocean.
Alejandro sighed. âI knowâI know. My little mortal mind wonât be able to handle it, huh?â he asked as he sat on the bed. Melissa sat next to him, her weight pulling the mattress downwards, causing her husband to sink into her. She caught him in her arms and hugged him.
âThatâs right. Your goddess works in mysterious ways.â She kissed him on the lips as she cradled him under her arms.
âBabe, you couldnât even parallel park a year ago,â he said as their kissing turned up a level. Their tongues tasting each otherâs mouth. âNow, youâre the most powerful force in the universe.â
âMm-hmm.â
He jumped on her, and straddled on top of her as she laid back on the small bed, her long legs hanging over the sides and her feet planted on the floor.
âAnd for whatever reason, you choose to stay with me. I guess my mortal ass will never understand why, huh?â
âBecause I love your mortal ass,â she said with a hoarse voice.
Moments later, the entire cruise ship heard the goddess making love to her husband.
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Melissa teleported herself and her husband back to New York, in front of their apartment door. Though she was the most powerful, and leader of all the gods, she raised her family in a somewhat modest apartment in Brooklyn, her home city. Her unit was two stories, four bedrooms and two baths, with a quaint balcony. She was back wearing her business outfit, standing at her normal Amazonian height, and Alejandro wore his comfortable jeans and a shirt.
They entered, still enamored and kissing one another. Carlos appeared halfway down the stairs and froze. âMom, dad⊠what are you doing back so soon? I thought you were still on vacation.â
Melissa could already sense it. âWe decided to come early. Anything wrong with that, Carlito?â she asked.
âUmm, nothing.â
Melissa closed her eyes as if something stung her. âMâhijo, please donât lie. You know it hurts me when you do that.â Alejandro stood by the door, nervous about what his wife might do to their son, but ready to intervene if it escalated.
âNothings wrong, mom,â Carlos said with a shrug.
Melissa walked up to the stairs. She closed her eyes and focussed her powers on shrinking her frame to her pre-goddess height of 5â6â. It was hard packing a god to such a small height, and might only last for a few hours before going back to her ânormalâ height, but it would be long enough for her to have a conversation with her son, and not intimidate him. By the time she reached him on the stairs, she shrunk down shorter than him.
âEverything went well when we were gone?â she asked, her eyes smoldering.
âYeah.â
âAnd nothing interesting happened?â
âNope.â
She nodded. âOkay.â She looked down at her husband, who still stood in the doorway. The tension in the room was so thick, it could be cut with a butter knife. âIâm going to take a bath,â she said to Alejandro. She looked up at her son. âThen Iâm off to sleep. Good night, in case I donât see you,â she gave her son a peck on the cheek and walked past him.
As soon as they heard the bedroom door closed, both father and son let out their breaths, not realizing they were holding it in.
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Carlos rushed into his room and said, âyou gotta get out of here, now!â
âOh my god, oh my god,â Vanessa said as she crawled out from under Carlosâ bed. Her shaking hands grabbed her purse and spilled its contents with her fumbling hands. Carlos helped her scoop everything back in. âSheâs going to kill me if she sees me.â
âShe wonât kill you,â he said, rather unconvincingly. âSheâs not like that.â
âCarlos, Iâve heard sheâs killed people for so little.â
âThose are just stupid rumors. My mom isnât a murderer and not some crazy sociopath.â
âSheâs god⊠your mom is god. And itâs scary that Iâm sneaking into godâs house like this. What was I thinking?â
âRelax, itâs gonna be fine.â
Carlos guided her to his bedroom door. He stopped her and opened it ajar, wide enough to stick his head out. The hallway was clear and he could hear his mother turning the knobs to the bath several rooms down the hallway. He closed the door and turned to his girlfriend.
âHereâs the plan. I open the door and we calmly go downstairs and out the front door,â he said.
âWhat about your dad?â she asked.
âHe wonât care if he sees you. Itâs mom we have to worry about. Ready?â
She took a nervous breath, as if she were about to parachute out of a plane for the first time. âReady.â
âOne. Two. Three.â
Carlos swung the door open, and they both went through the doorway together.
âShoot,â he said.
They didnât enter the hallways like they expected. Instead, their world transformed beyond imagination. They were now in a giant world. They probably stood around four inches tall judging by the surrounding items nearby; everyday objects loomed overhead like colossal structures. The salt and pepper shakers looked like pillars on a mansion and a cereal box was grander than a movie screen.
Vanessaâs eyes widened in terror, her body tensing as she clutched Carlosâs hand. She recognized where they were. They were on a kitchen island; countertops that stood on their own in the center, detached from the walls. As she looked out, she saw a row of gigantic barstools lined near the counter, and beyond that was the dining area.
Every sound was amplifiedâa distant drip of water from the faucet sounded like a heavy thud, the hum of the refrigerator like the drone of an aircraft. The air itself felt different, heavier and more imposing. The grains and knicks on the wooden countertop resembled deep grooves in the earth. Dust and crumbs were as large as river rocks, and everything was so far from them because of their size, it was like standing on top of a mountain and gazing at the distant landscape.
âMomâs idea of a joke,â he said, his voice sounding annoyed. It was yet another godly antic courtesy of his mother that involved size difference. They looked back at the bedroom door. It was just the door and frame, but peering in, they could see the entire room. He moved his head left and right and could see the parallax of his room giving the illusion it was right there, despite it being only a five-inch doorway that was standing there.
Then, the immense figure of Melissa loomed over them, her presence like that of a titan from Greek mythology. To Vanessa, she appeared as a goddess in her full, awe-inspiring grandeur, her features both beautiful and terrifying in their magnified state. Her eyes, usually warm and kind, now seemed mixed with amusement and maternal sternness.
Goddess Melissa was done with her bath, as shown in her outfit and the towel wrapped around her head. She mustâve slowed down time to enjoy her bath, Carlos figured. She wore her pajama shorts, which were a little too short for Carlosâ comfort. A baggy white shirt, her breasts unsupported, and a sheer cotton bathrobe that was loosely draped over her shoulder. Carlos and Vanessa were like mortals meeting the Gods at the pantheon, but instead of Athena, it was a mother in her comfortable post-bath outfit, about to scold him in their modest kitchen.
Melissaâs voice boomed like thunder, yet held a softness that was unmistakably her. âSeems like you had plans while I was away,â she said, a playful inflection in her tone.
Vanessa, still clutching Carlosâs hand, was too overwhelmed to speak. The vastness of the kitchen, the enormity of Melissa, the surreal nature of their situationâit was all too much to comprehend. She felt herself drop to her knees and bow down towards the goddess, reciting her prayer on repeat, as fast as an auctioneer in Texas. Carlos was about to tell Vanessa to knock it off and get back to her feet, but somehow knew his mother would force her back to the ground.
Carlos, attempting to maintain a semblance of dignity, said, âah yâknow, just showing Vanessa around the house. She asked me to give her the mini-tour.â
Melissa smirked. Her colossal form stepped away, her bare feet slapping against the hard floor of the kitchen, causing the floor below the miniature couple to quake. Melissa returned with a filled glass of red wine. Though she was one of the most powerful entities in the universe, and could call upon anything she desired, her glass was filled with $11.99 wine from Costco. She sat at the barstool nearest the two and set her glass next to them.
âVanessa?â Melissa said, with no trace of anger or malice. âThank you for your worship. You can stand back up next to my son.â
Vanessa nodded and did as she was instructed. She tried to hide her body behind Carlos, while peering at the goddess staring back down at them. Melissa took off the towel from her head and dropped it on the ground, her dark hair cascading down and bouncing into a perfect hairdo.
âWant to know why Iâm upset, Carlito?â Melissa asked, drinking her wine.
âI snuck a girl into my room,â he said, whining.
âActually, no.â
âNo?â Carlos and Vanessa asked at the same time.
âIâm mad that you lied to me. Come on, mâhijo. Not only am I god, but Iâm your mother and I know when youâre lying to me, even without using my powers.â
âI guessâŠâ
âAnd Vanessa,â Melissa said, her eyes cutting through the terrified girl. Vanessa shut her eyes and felt tears running down her cheek. She was quaking so much, her vision blurred.
âYes, Goddess Melissa.â
Melissa looked down emotionless, wineglass in hand, gazing at the frightened little thing. âWhere did you get those earrings?â Melissa asked, with a lilt.
âUh?â Vanessa asked. She felt her ears and remembered what she was wearing. âClairâs.â
âOf course. I need to head out there one day.â Melissa took a long, sensual drink. âWhat were you up to before I rudely interrupted your evening?â
Vanessa wanted to lie. She wouldnâtâcouldnât tell Melissa the truth. But was it worth it? To lie to god? âŠheart so pure; your reign is just, benevolent and sure. Vanessa recited part of Melissaâs prayer in her mind. She mounted what little courage existed in her tiny body and said, âI was making out with your son.â She squinted her eyes, as if about to be struck.
âMom, beforeââ Carlos intervened, but Melissa shot him a look that caused him to shut his mouth.
âTell me, Vanessa,â Melissa said slowly, the tension heightening. âDid Carlos brush his teeth before your little make-out session?â
âWhat?â Vanessa asked, unsure where the goddess was going with this. âNo.â She told the truth.
âCarlos, whatâs the matter with you?â she asked her son.
âWhat?â he asked, confused.
âWhenâs the last time you brushed your teeth?â
âLast night,â he said, not even believing himself. âI think.â
âYou donât even brush your teeth in the morning, and now youâre kissing this poor girl with your yucky mouth?â
âItâs not that yucky.â
âThis poor, poor girl.â Melissa said.
She yelped and hugged Carlos tightly as Melissaâs finger came down and stroked her back gently. The massive digit made small circling moves around her upper back and had a soothing effect on her. Over time, Vanessa could sense Melissaâs love extend to her and felt her fear fade away.
Melissa spoke to her son while massaging the girl and said, âyou took a shower at least, right?â
âYes,â he groaned.
âAnd youâre wearing clean underwear? You know, the one without the streaks?â
âMom! Please!â
âI threw out all the dirty pairs I found, but that only left a few behind. Weâll go shopping for new underwear tomorrow, okay? We can also shop for new clothes for you. But youâll have to try them out in the store and show me they fit, okay?â
âIâm literally going to die from embarrassment.â
Melissa smiled and removed her finger from Vanessa. She said, âso, you two are dating?â
âYes,â Vanessa said.
âCarlito, why didnât you tell me you had a girlfriend?â
âI was planning on telling you over breakfast. But you havenât been around for weeks, so I guess you didnât get the message.â
Melissaâs eyes lowered away from the tiny couple under her massive form. Carlos wondered if he went too far, but those were his true feelings regarding his momâs absence from his life. Melissa took a breath and released slowly. âYouâre right,â she said. âIâll do better, mâhijo. Itâs not fair to you I became god and that my attention is needed elsewhere. Iâll be a better mom, okay?â
Iâll believe it when I see it, Carlos thought to himself.
âVanessa?â Melissa asked. âSince youâre dating my son, my home is your home. And as a special rule for you, you donât have to worship me when inside my home. Oh, and one day weâll have to sit down together and have dinner, okay? Now, head back to your room and enjoy the rest of the night.â
The tiny couple turned and headed over to the free standing doorframe.
âWait!â Melissa said, âare you two having sex?â
Vanessa, not wanting to lie to the goddess, said, âyes.â
âVanessa!â Carlos shouted.
âProtection? You are using protection, yes?â
âWe are,â Venessa said.
âOh, thank me.â Melissa gave her head a few shakes before taking another sip of her wine. âI donât mind what you do, as long as itâs safe.â
Carlos mumbled under his breath, close to imploding under the weight of his overbearing mother. He quickly guided Vanessa back to his room and slammed the door behind him.
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âHowâd it go?â Alejandro asked as his Amazonian-sized wife laid in their enlarged bed next to him. Her weight caused the mattress to sink and her husband to rise a little higher in a seesaw effect. Their bedroom was dimly lit, the purple glow from their flatscreen providing most of the illumination in the room.
âGreat. Did you know our son has a girlfriend?â Melissa asked.
âUh, yeah, I think he mentioned it.â
âAnd you didnât tell me?â
âGuess it slipped my mind.â
She shot him a look while shaking her head. She brought her bare legs under the bedcovers and sighed.
âSorry, I didnât tell you. I didnât know it would bother you not knowing.â He said.
âNo, itâs not that. That was my fault and Iâll fix that. Itâs something else.â
âWhatâs up?â he asked while setting the alarm on his smartphone.
Melissa drank some wine and set the glass on her nightstand. She then picked up an oversized remote and flipped through Netflix shows on their smart TV.
âSomething strange happened on the cruise,â she said.
âOh?â
âEver since I became a god, I not only have all these powers. But I also have these⊠senses. Iâm not talking about seeing or hearing better, although those are heightened. But I also have these weird senses. Like, I know when thereâs someone around. I can feel their life⊠their soul.â She set the remote down and made gestures with her hands as she spoke. âWhen I entered our apartment, I already knew Carlos had a girl in his room. I felt her. Her soul was so scared when I came inside, poor thing.â
âYou already knew Carlos was lying, then?â
âYeah, but thatâs not what Iâm getting at. The thing is, I can feel the lives and souls anywhere I go, whether or not I focus on it.â
âMust be annoying,â he said, taking the remote and browsing for a show.
âI learned to live with it. When we were on the cruise, I could feel everyone on the ship. If I walked down the hallways, I could tell how many people were in the rooms next to me, below me, above⊠everywhere. I knew where everyone was at all times, because I could feel them.â
âAlrightâŠâ Alejandro said, waiting for the point his wife was driving at.
âWhen I was heading back to our cabin, I thought I saw someone. Down the long hallway, like a hundred feet away, I saw a shadow of someone running down a corridor.â
âAndâŠ?â
âAnd I didnât sense their presence. At first I thought I was seeing thingsâbut I was like, ânah, Iâm god.â I donât see things or hallucinate that I see things. I saw someone, a quick, blurry, black shadow, run by. Whatever it was, it didnât have a soul. They had no presence.â
Alejandro felt the hair on the back of his neck rise. âYou someone with no soul? No life force?â
âYes. And this wasnât the only instance. Iâve encountered it before several times, and I donât know what it is.â
âStrange. Is something following you? Should we be afraid?â
Melissa was lost in thought. She turned to her husband, who was full of worry. âOh, I didnât mean to scare you, honey.â She wrapped her arms around his tiny frame and pulled it against her warm body. âForget I said anything. Right now, I need you between my legs.â
âYes, goddess,â he said with a grin.