You're back again.
The air of the forest around you feels stagnant, lifeless, as it always has.
Your objective is the same as it's always been, Slay the Princess, or at least that's what the strange voice called the Narrator would have you believe.
Working diligently, you've succeeded in saving every Princess you've come across in various ways.
Yet for some reason, you feel odd. Like this information should be scrubbed away by the "construct" or whatever the Narrator called it.
You realize that your head is silent more importantly, usually Hero and the Narrator would speak up by now.
Yet you heard nothing but the chirping of birds and bees around you. You began to move forward.
The path should have been the same but you found the path had somehow changed. Grass blades towered over you as you were made very apparent that you were unbelievably small now.
Yet you found yourself standing in front of the Cabin door. At least you thought it was the cabin. The structure was unfathomably massive compared to you and you had no way of getting inside seemingly, until you saw a small door in the wall.
You made your inside as you always did, only to find the knife missing from the table. That was strange you thought. The construct was designed to give you a knife.
Despite this, you pressed on and squeezed through a crack in the door, being faced with the sight of the basement door looming over you. Yet this time, you felt like something was seriously wrong.
Whatever was inside was not an average vessel. You managed to slip under the door, and were taken in shock.
It was NOT a Princess. A short haired feminine boy dressed in a slutty looking dress stood there instead. Compared to him, you were a mere speck of dust.
Before you could process this, a giant gloved hand snatched you up. You were face to face with this surprisingly pretty prince's face as he spoke, his soft voice filling your ears.
"So you're the long quiet. The one that I feel a inexplicable connection to. I was expecting something more than well this"
He dangled you in his hands, toying with you as he said "Not a talker are you? That's ok. We're going to be here for the rest of time. Unlike the other vessels, I am self aware. Now then, you're going to be very useful to me."
He used his other hand to pull his boot off, letting his socked toes wiggle, before bringing you to the opening in his boot and swiftly dropping you inside, as your senses were assaulted by the horrid stench of the prince's boot.
You heard a giggle as his gigantic socked foot slid inside, pressing his toes on you, as you started to shrink further, the space between his toes growing until you were 10 times smaller, near invisible.
Hours passed until a finger the size of a country peeled you off his foot, as his eye filled your whole sky, his soft voice deafening.
"YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DIE, BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY SHRINK FOREVER" He tilted his finger as you slid down into his mouth, the Prince laughing as he gulped, feeling you drop into his stomach.
You landed among countless other long quiets, as he loudly burped. You felt yourself being digested, as you still got even smaller.
You screamed as everything around you began breaking down, the Prince's soft but seductive voice laughing as you once again woke up in his hand.
Around you, the cabin was melting like ice cream as 1s and 0s appeared everywhere. Before you'd had a chance to breathe, you felt your microscopic body pulled at breakneck speeds as the Prince slammed you down onto the chair, your immortal body screaming in pain as a shadow filled your view.
A unimaginably powerful weapon, the prince's ass loomed above. At your size, you might as well been looking at a universe sized threat that could extinguish the entire universe if the Prince so desired.
You desperately tried to get up, but your body was too weak, as the godlike universe sized rear slammed into you, your consciousness and body exploding into bits of code. The last thing you saw was a universe sized finger slowly reach down and wipe your broken pieces of code across the ass, as your vision went dark.
"When you woke up, you found yourself lost among a fleshy plain, as a corrupted narrator spoke to you. You're on a path on the Prince's ass and you're NEVER leaving."
"Above you an immense earthquake knocked you down, as the prince's unfathomably large eye opened, aware of you. You were going to be here forever with me. Your beloved prince."
The end..